Monday, December 11, 2006

Deja Vu

I think i have some essplanin' to do..

1)This is my twin sister in the picture above.

False. I have a sis but we ain't twins!

2) I have a tattoo of three dolphins on my back.

True. After swimming with the dolphins in Hawaii, I designed a tattoo and got inked to imprint the experience. (if you look closely you'll see the kids initials)

3) I played trombone.

True. Me and Nelly Furtado. I believe it was an outlet for my comical side. And the band teacher thought I had "good lips" for it!

3) I owned a pet rat as a teenager.

True. I wanted a monkey but settled for a rat. I think it was for attention. Gross, what was I thinkin'!??

4) We're going to Hawaii for Christmas.

True. Melekalikimaka!

5) I was in a movie with Stanley Tucci.

True. If the movie ever makes it past editing, it's called "The Whole Shebang". Stanley Tucci is the nicect man, bald is beautiful!

6) I raised thousands of dollars to aid African hunger.

True. This is one of the most proudest things I've ever done. I threw a bash and raised lotsa deniros for World Vision to aid African famin. There's alot of money out there!

7) I have a yin tattoo on my chest.

True. My BH and I decided to symbolize our love. We gave new meaning to the saying, "screwed, blued and tattoed"!

8) I think Borat is hot.

True. have you seen Sasha Baron Cohen in real life??? Holy Snappin' Catfish he is hhhhhot!

9) I ride horses.

True. Been riding since I've been a grasshopper...started in Cherryville.

10) I collect rocks.

True. Altho I don't put em in my socks!


High Desert Diva said...

Very cool! Great tatoo. Have fun in Hawaii, Beyotch!! ;D

Anonymous said...

I don't believe it! Only one was false?! No way!

I want a recount!

Awesome tattoo, girl!

hautemama said...

Thanks HDD!! You're a Bitch BBBITCH! (;

(You have to see 40 yr old Virgin to get that)

Dan-thanks man!

Still bloggin about farts?

pinknest said...

wow, craziness! i cannot believe you had a pet rat. blah! i had a pet chick, though.

Malnurtured Snay said...

Enjoy Hawaii! My sister lived there for two years and she can truthfully say, "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there (again)."